Two Things..

1. I went to the Royal Horse Show with Alice yesterday in Windsor. Windsor castle is HUGE, first and foremost. Secondly, Alice's sister was competing in the horse jumping/equestrian competition in front of the Queen and her team finished third. Therefore, the Queen was to award them their gift/badge/whatever. When she walked up to Laura (her name's) and her horse Gondalo, the horse spit on her. Yup, Alice's horse spit on the Queen. AMAZING. Oh, and they have Pimm's in the can. It was all quite English.

2. I'm coming home May 21 - June 1. Any gigs? Lemme know.

Here's a video for her majesty...